
So you’ve had a fun evening out. No, scratch that. You were completely beligerantly drunk. No, let’s make it more family friendly. You went to buy some coffee from your local Whole Foods, because two of your friends were moving, and they were at each others throats, and you figured they could use some cheering up. So you grab said coffee, but you’re on such a yoga high, that you either toss the card to the side when you get in your buddies filthy car, or you drop it when you get out of the car, or you lose it in all of their packing fervor. That’s totally a legit story. And I know exactly how legit it is, because I was the victim of this particular loss when I was trying to do a good deed for my grouchy moving friends.
I’ve been on the hunt to find it for a couple of days with no luck. This isn’t the first time this has happened, and it probably wont be the last. But since I’ll be heading to my next travel destination in less than a week, I wont have time to get a new one shipped my way before I head out to further my yoga teaching career and learn how to farm organically. So I’m still holding out hope that it will be found. With that in mind, I’d have to issue a warning. This probably isn’t the best security advice, so don’t take it. I haven’t cancelled the card just yet. I just have a feeling that it’s going to turn up, because I only went to one place before I lost it. But if it’s gone for two more days, I’m going to report it.
My Lost Debit Card Plan
- I’m keeping a hawk eye on my bank account to see if anyone uses it, and so far that’s been free and clear.
- Keep looking… constantly.
- Have a buddy cash a check for the amount of cash I’ll need to tide me over until I can get a new debit card shipped from point A (my bank), to point B (my permanent address), to point C (the organic farm I’ll be living on for the summer). I’d try to go without cash, but mama needs her fancy organic vegan food and nutrient dense granola.
- Relax. Because it’s not the end of the world.




















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